Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
