I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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