I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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