Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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