I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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