how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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