i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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