Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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