i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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