carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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