The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
