This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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