i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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