White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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