is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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