Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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