friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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