yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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