quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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