I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I am available for nakedness
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