how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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