Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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