u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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