A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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