I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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