i jhust puked up my retainher.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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