I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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