Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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