Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
where are you?
Hypothermia
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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