The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Let's get the cat blown out
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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