I wish i was in the wii world.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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