I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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