This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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