yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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