I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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