I want to walk on stilts...naked
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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