epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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