I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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