Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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