glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
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