she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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