Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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