what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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