Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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