if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
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