I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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