You surviving the open bar?
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Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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