So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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