Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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