As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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