It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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