Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Drake has all the answers
COCAINE IS GR8
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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