I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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