We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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