I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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