can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
my shit smells like andre
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
COCAINE IS GR8
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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