Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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